imagine a muggle-born Hogwarts student during a Yule Ball enchanting various musical instruments so that they play the Macarena
and all the muggle-borns swarming to the centre of the Great Hall and baffling the entire room with their sychonronised dancing and AYYYY MACARENA *CLAP*
Just wait until they bust out The Electric Slide
Ladies and gentleman this is Mambo No. 5
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste